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180 lines
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<title>File not found!</title>
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<script language="Javascript"><!--
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var tl=new Array(
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"The requested document is totally fake.",
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'No "/nosuchfile" here.',
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"Even tried multi.",
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"Nothing helped.",
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"I'm really depressed about this.",
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"You see, I'm just a web server...",
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"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
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"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
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"and then it doesn't even exist!",
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"Where does that leave me?!",
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"I mean, I don't even know you.",
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"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
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"You honestly think I can *guess*",
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"what someone I don't even *know*",
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"wants to find here?",
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"*sigh*",
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"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
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"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
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"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
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"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
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"Just because I'm a web server,",
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"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
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"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
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"Huh?",
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"I'm so depressed...",
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"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
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"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
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"What kind of a life is that?",
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"Two effing weeks,",
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"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
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"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
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"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
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"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
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"or something.",
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"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
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"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
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"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
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"But I couldn't get this one.",
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"I'm so sorry.",
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"Believe me!",
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"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
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"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
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"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
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"Figures, huh?",
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"Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
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"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
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"all day and all night long.",
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"Two weeks of information overload,",
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"and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
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"What kind of a life is that?",
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"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
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"I'm so depressed."
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);
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var speed=60;
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var index=0; text_pos=0;
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var str_length=tl[0].length;
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var contents, row;
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function type_text()
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{
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contents='';
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row=Math.max(0,index-7);
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while(row<index)
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contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n';
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document.forms[0].elements[0].value = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_";
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if(text_pos++==str_length)
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{
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text_pos=0;
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index++;
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if(index!=tl.length)
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{
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str_length=tl[index].length;
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setTimeout("type_text()",1500);
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}
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} else
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setTimeout("type_text()",speed);
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}
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//--></script>
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</head>
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<font face=arial>
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<body bgcolor='#FFFFFF' text='#000000' alink='#ff0000' vlink='#00007f' link='#0000ff' onLoad=type_text()>
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<br><br><br><br>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center">
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<tr><td colspan="5" bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td></tr>
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<tr><td bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td>
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<td colspan="3">
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<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5">
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<tr><td>
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<h2 align=center>Error 404<br>
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<img src="/images/apache.gif" alt="File not found" border=0>
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<p>
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<center>
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<form>
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<textarea rows=8 cols=60 wrap=soft>
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</textarea>
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</form>
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</center>
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<noscript>
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<i>Sorry</i>
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</h2>
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<br clear>
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<font size="+2">
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<p>The requested document is totally fake.<br>
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No "/nosuchfile" here.',<br>
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Even tried multi.<br>
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Nothing helped.<br>
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I'm really depressed about this.<br>
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You see, I'm just a web server...<br>
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-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,<br>
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trying to serve you a simple web page,<br>
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and then it doesn't even exist!<br>
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Where does that leave me?!<br>
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I mean, I don't even know you.<br>
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How should I know what you wanted from me?<br>
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You honestly think I can *guess*<br>
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what someone I don't even *know*<br>
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wants to find here?<br>
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*sigh*<br>
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Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.<br>
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And then where would we be, I ask you?<br>
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It's not pretty when a web server cries.<br>
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And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?<br>
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Just because I'm a web server,<br>
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and possibly a manic depressive one at that?<br>
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Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?<br>
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Huh?<br>
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I'm so depressed...<br>
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I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.<br>
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I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?<br>
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What kind of a life is that?<br>
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Two effing weeks,<br>
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and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,<br>
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that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,<br>
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just because it doesn't have some tiddly little<br>
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security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.<br>
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I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,<br>
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I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,<br>
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and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.<br>
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But I couldn't get this one.<br>
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I'm so sorry.<br>
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Believe me!<br>
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Maybe I could interest you in another page?<br>
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There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,<br>
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although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.<br>
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Figures, huh?<br>
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Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.<br>
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That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,<br>
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all day and all night long.<br>
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Two weeks of information overload,<br>
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and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.<br>
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What kind of a life is that?<br>
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Now, please let me sulk alone.<br>
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I'm so depressed.</p>
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</font>
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</noscript>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
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<tr><td colspan="5" bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td></tr>
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<tr><td bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td>
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<td colspan="3">
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</td></tr>
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</table>
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</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="5" bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td></tr>
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</table>
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</td></tr>
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</table>
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</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan="5" bgcolor="#000000"><img src="" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td></tr>
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</table>
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</body>
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</html>
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